stavktonys:

accio-shitpost:

One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

it happened, only it wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story

yungnugly:

when god is showing you somebody isn’t for you and you continue to fuck with them anyways, he will make them hurt you until you have no choice to let go

involutes:

“It’s ironic how our hearts can still get hurt by something we’ve seen coming.”

— krccL (via im-sad-lets-have-sex)

coral:

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.